Jokes

On a bus, an absent-minded professor looked at the lady next to him and exclaimed: "Hello, Lydia Preston. How are you? I haven't seen you in years. How you've changed! You used to weigh 75 kilos and now you are nothing but skin and bones. Why Lydia, you've changed your hairstyle, too. You used to have grey hair and now you are blond..."
"I beg your pardon," said the lady, "but I'm not Lydia Preston."
"Fancy that," replied the professor, "You've changed your name as well."

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