Jokes

"Can I get you a drink?" I asked the most stunning looking girl at the otherwise rather dull party. "No thank you. I'd rather not." - "How about a cigarette?" - "No, thank you. I don't smoke." she replied. "Then why not join me for a game of darts?" I suggested. - "I don't want to seem rude, but I'm afraid I don't play." - I made a last effort: "Then, could I perhaps see you home?" - "Very well," she agreed. So we arrived at an elegant house and she opened the door - and there, lying in the hall, was a dead tiger. "Well", she said conscious of my bewilderment, "I never said I was tidy, did I?"

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