Jokes

After their luxury liner had sunk in a violent storm, two friends found themselves shipwrecked on a small island in the Pacific. On the morning of the third day one of them sank to his knees and began to pray. "Oh Lord, I know I'm a miserable sinner, but if you save us now I'll change my ways. I'll go to church every Sunday, I'll be good to my wife, I'll give up drinking and gambling. I'll stop..." - "I don't want to interrupt you," said his friend, "but I wouldn't go too far. I think I can see a ship coming."

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